Not sure what the train thing is about, but it does include a Mad Greek Twilight!Vampire/Harpy Women. Yes, that's right. A women. And Dumbledore's new nickname is Mabie.
Co-written with CJD, you'll find both of our distinct styles in this elegantly crafted masterpiece. Even if you don't like Hannah Montana, you'll enjoy this. Or maybe especially if you don't like Hannah Montana. Special Guest Appearances by Santa and the Kentucky Fried Death Eaters. NEW