I'm so glad you asked!
My name is Akiko, Keeper of Sheep, High Priestess of the Order of Fuzzpuff, Guardian of the Urple Fleece, Red Chaos Ranger, MSTer Extraordinaire, and The Next Future Mrs. Sir Paul McCartney.
Most people call me Akiko.
I have several other personas, which you can find out about in "Who Were Those Masked MSTers, Anyway?"
I'm 23 years old, live in the Ass-End, AZ (tho the city still refuses to change its name...), and am currenly striving to become a Registered Nurse and a published author. Most likely in that order.
Do not try to talk to me about the Marx Brothers, The Beatles, or 'Why MSTing Is Wrong'. The first two are for your safety and mental wellbeing. The third is because I don't care.